Song playing: "It's Not Easy Bein' Green"
Because it's not... Ask Kermit ~ he'll tell ya!
(Lyrics by Joe Rapposo)
It's not that easy bein' green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or
yellow or gold-
or something much more colorful like that.
It's not easy bein' green.
It seems you blend in with so many other
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water-
or stars in the sky.
But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important
like a mountain, or tall like a tree.
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine,
And I think it's what I want to be.
*takes a bow*
Thank you... Thank you...